Person of Interest

Some people have asked me about my person of interest (my own "pinterest"). While I'm not usually one to spill my guts so much, I thought I would give you a little bit of insight on this guy in my life.

1. We met in the singles ward (I kind of hate to admit that)
2. He breathes almost as loud as Darth Vader with his mouth closed.
3. He is one of the most all around awkward people I know.
4. He will do anything I ask without question and with a smile on his face.
5. He makes me, along with most people, laugh (see #3)
6. The week after we met, he gave me a homemade card for Mother's Day on pink construction paper. (He still gets a lot of flack for it from his buddies). Since I've known him, he still puts that construction paper to good use on my behalf.
7. He takes more pictures or video of himself or other awkward people than anyone I know.
8. He notices things most people wouldn't (see #7)
9. He is not my type
10. He is the biggest Suns fan I know (the obnoxious kind you probably don't want to sit by at a game)
11. Genuine might just be his middle name.
12. He's 28, but mostly acts like he's 14.
13. He's one of the most laid back people I know
14. He pined after me for 2.5 years, and we all were aware.
15. We've been best friends for that long.
16. Orange is his favorite color (see #10)
17. His idea of a meal might be 3 airheads, 1 liter of Mountain Dew topped off with a jolly rancher push pop.
18. No, he doesn't weigh 600 lbs.
19. He coughs like a seal when you least expect it, causing you to wet your pants in awkwardness
20. He is the definition of positivity
21. He went through a slight single mom fetish when we first met. I apparently was the cream of the crop.
22. We used to live literally down the street from each other. 2 moves later, its increased to 15 minutes.
23. He is the biggest redneck I know for growing up his whole life in a big city.
24. He likes Enya
25. He singlehandedly keeps Taco Bell in business