*dedicated to tatum and david*
1. do not spend a half hour taking drink orders of water, inserting jokes at will
2. do not leave pen and paper at home to take food orders, you are not a psychic, write it down
3. do not point out to the divorced lady that she is single, she knows this, you don't need remind her
4. do not offer a job to divorced lady in what she can only assume is a bad pick up line
5. do not assume you are funny, you are not
6. do however, keep your name, it makes a good joke in apples to apples (or insert your own game here)
3 comments:
Your blog is Awesome! It is sad but true that I am excited to have one more blog to read. Your post was hilarious! That guy was such a loser. I totally think that it was a bad pick up line, a horrible pick up line. I loved how during it you were like, "ya I'll have the salad." Flippin' Sweet!
I am still laughing as I re-read it.
That's what I am talking about. "Gravity" - from now on, that card will be a golden ticket in the mighty game of Apples to Apples. Trust me when I say, "We are all excited to see that you have a blog."
Thank you, and goodnight.
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